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What Samuel L. Jackson should be saying
By : Crystal56
Category: Star Wars (All) > General
Views: 2812 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0Disclaimer: I do not own the Star Wars movie series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. - Chapter List
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Disclaimer: Don’t own, don’t sue.
A/N: This is short, probably does include ideas from other stories,
I apologize for that; I try to make things original. Actually, seriously, I don’t even own this
list. I found it like five or six years
ago and then I found the list around a month ago, and it was fading away on the
paper so I’m gonna bring it back to life!
I don’t even know if it’s on the site it was on anymore…What we would like
Samuel L. Jackson to say in the prequels.And yes, I know they’re
done and over with…1) “You
don’t need to see my goddamn identification, ‘cause these ain’t the mother
fuckin’ droids you’re looking for.”2) “Womp
rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I’ll never know, ‘cause even if it did I
would never eat the mother fucker.”3) “This
is your father’s lightsaber. When you
absolutely, positively have to kill every motherfuckin’ stormtrooper in the
room accept no substitutes.”4) “If
Obi-Wan ain’t home then I don’t know what the fuck we’re gonna do. I ain’t got no other connections on
Tattooine.”5) “Feel
the force motherfucker.”6) “What
ain’t no planet I’ve ever heard of!? Do
they speak Bocce or what?”7) “You
sendin’ the Fett? Shit Hutt, that’s all
you had to say!”8) “Yeah,
Chewie’s got a hair problem, what the brother gonna
do? He’s a wookie.”9) “Hand
me my lightsaber…it’s the one that says BAD MOTHERFUCKER.”FIN
A/N: It’s the site, don’t know if it works or not http (:) (backslash) (backslash) www (dot) angelfire (dot) com (backslash) biz3 (backslash) narf (backslash) Jackson
(dot) html.Don’t own, don’t sue.
Just wanted to share the twisted humor.- 1
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