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Digital Digital Get Down	By : sashaphillips Category: zMisplaced Stories [ADMIN use only] > Incredibles, The Views: 2781 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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It was cramped, and humid, and they were fucking. Mirage had been working at Nomanisan for about two years now, and all of a sudden, it was as though something had shifted, like an earthquake or a natural disaster. And it was a total disaster, to put it frankly. They�d only had sex four times, and Syndrome was a yeller and Mirage was spindly, always saying �Ouch� when it didn�t even hurt, and they were still in their business clothes. Two minutes later, he was all ready blowing his load.
�That�s just great,� she said tersely, pulling up her skirt.

�I detect sarcasm,� he said.
�They weren�t lying when they said you were a boy genius,� she said, sarcastically again.
�Nope, they sure weren�t,� he replied, �where are you going? You should cuddle with me.�
�I can�t stand cuddling,� she said,� I�m a woman, not a dog. And we�re in a supply closet.�
�You don�t know what fun is!� he replied.
�You�re right,� she said, and she left without another word.
�Well, you don�t see that every day,� Syndrome said aloud,� �cause in movies the woman always begs to stay overnight.�
Strangely enough, there were actually crickets.
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About a week later, Mirage was working on a spreadsheet in the data center when the alert noise for her email sounded: �Hello, Mi-ra-ge,� the robot voice said, in a painstakingly phonetic way,� you have received one new messages from PockeTProtractor1. Have nice days.�

�Have a nice day!� Mirage nearly shouted, but clicked into her mailbox despite the system�s grammatical misgivings.
Subject: Where oh where have you gooone!
Sender: PockeTProtractor1@evilmatch.com (�Syndrome�)
Body:
Hi baby. Is that completely and revoltingly sexist by the way? �Baby.� Does it remind you of a lecherous old geezer? HEY BABY. Ya know? Because if it does, I�ll totally stop, unless that sort of thing turns you on, in which case we need to talk�
But I think we need to talk anyway. Everytime I�ve tried to contact you, you�ve been busy. Doing copious amounts of busy work that I myself assigned to you, but still. (Italics- for the win!) This is easier to say in the textual form (isn�t everything?) but I miss you. Did I possibly maybe do something wrong? I can�t help but remember that the last time I saw you, we had, as they say, �relations.�
Don�t make me doubt myself. It�s no good for a masculine ego.
-S
PS: I like that white shirt with that black bra.

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Despite her annoyance, Mirage had to smirk. She knew not to even look around for a camera anymore. He was always watching. Taking her time, she began to work again on the spreadsheet for a few more minutes and then opened up the email and hit reply.
Subject: Contents May Be No Good For a Masculine Ego, Use Caution
Sender: small_nt_anrxk@miss.com
Body:
Your use of �baby� neither excites nor offends me. In short, it bores me. If you want to be shocking, really go for it, sugar. I guess that is our problem in general.
Meaning (since I�m guessing I�ll need to spell it out for you) � I need something more exciting. I know it�s all new, but I�m disappointed by what I�ve received. I�ll be frank- each and every time we�ve �had relations�, as �they� say, I leave the room feeling uninterested, sticky, and overtired. A few quick tips: cut down on watching porn (yes, I�ve seen your stash and it�s not pretty), work on your aim, and get a new technique. You�re good at inventing and your brain stimulates me so this shouldn�t be a problem. When you make love to me, or bang me, or however you want to put it, use. your. brain. It�s a nice brain. It�s why I haven�t given up on you all ready.
Ta,
M I R A G E
PS: Take that a step further.
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Subject: Fwd: Tact 101
Body:
Jeeze-oh-peeze. You could have covered that in a blanket and deadened the blow, but I appreciate your frank nature. But you have to remember I�m not as experienced as you. (I don�t mean because you�re older than me, God forbid, let�s not go down that path) But you�re right- I�m sort of vanilla. As of now. Prepare for Syndrome8.9!!! Better than the second version of AOL, I give you my word.

The main point being- I want to interest you. But I also quite like my porn. What�s WRONG with it, anyway? How about I keep the porn whilst improving on all the other points? And you�ve all ready given me an idea for an invention.

PS: I want you to take all of it off. Was that the right answer?
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Subject: Fwd: You�re an Idiot

Body:

SYNDROME! I�d use bold if it weren�t so last year. Now, you can�t simply tease me with �an idea for an invention.� What is it, an Omnidroid themed tote bag? Don�t exhaust me with your tediousness, Syndrome. I have work to do.

PS: Maybe you should do something every once in a while.

Send.
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