Ramona's blowjob

Title: Ramona's blowjob

Note: I do not own the rights to Scott Pilgrim

Ramona Flowers loved to play with herself sexually. She jerked off a lot and clogged toilets frequently. She also loved playing with her anus given it was good for her prostate. She was just careful not to get hard in public because it was always an embarrassing thought. Given she was bisexual, it was extra tricky. She was not always like this, not that she seemed to mind having a dick.

Once upon a time, she ran into a sex genie, who is a genie that gives sex-related wishes. Ramona could never remember the details, but she somehow ended up with a penis by accident. Weirdly, she didn't mind having a penis and found it much easier to handle bathroom breaks. Scott did not know what he signed up for when he came over to meet with Ramona that snowy night.

He asked her, "Is there something I need to know about you, as you seem different from other girls?" Ramona then said "What do you mean by that?" puzzled. Scott saw a bulge in her pants that was not "what most girls had" and pointed to it and asked,"Is that what I think it is"? Ramona snarked and said "Yes, it is a dick. I didn't ask to be stuck with a dick, I was once a regular cis lady, but I met a sex genie who was a complete idiot and well, there I am." Scott said, "That's so cool, can I see?"

Scott cared little about why she had a penis and knew that his Ramona was all girl even if she has a dick down there. Scott had heard genies were real, but not sex genies that could crazy sex things, and in this case, give beautiful women like Ramona penises.

To show Scott that she had a flesh and blood dick, Ramona then pulled down her pants and her boxer briefs. She then revealed her 6-inch dick with hairy pubes and small, unremarkable testicles the size of cherries. Scott smiled seeing the woman of his dreams with a dick. It made him feel he could understand her better given her genitals worked more like his own, which made her more relatable. Ramona said "Do you want to play with me, I'm a horny girl." Ramona then asked Scott "Do you want to blow me?". Scott acted on instinct and latched his mouth onto the hot bisexual skater's thick  appendage.

Scott had never done this before, especially given it was Ramona. Ramona moaned and said "Please don't stop" as she felt the intense pleasure of being blown. There wasn't a single thought in her head about getting Scott to stop. Scott kept going while blowing his lover, knowing she was enjoying it. He never thought he would be a big fan of fellatio, let alone of doing it on a woman. Ramona ran her left hand through Scott's hair as she felt herself being pleasured by his mouth. Scott always had a "Manic Pixie Dream Girl" fetish and the fact Ramona had a dick only intensified him further given she had the same parts he had. Scott's breath hit the dyed pink haired woman's penis as he blew her. Meanwhile, Scott then decided to touch Ramona's balls. Ramona liked the fact she was so sensitive down there. She moaned in pleasure as he stroked them. Scott noticed the texture of Ramona's balls change as he made an effort to please the bisexual goddess.

Meanwhile, Ramona felt a familiar feeling as she had stroked many times and had gotten used to feeling how having a penis feels. She did not have periods anymore and was at no risk of pregnancy since she lacked the "parts" to make one possible for her, although she could theoretically get someone else pregnant, which was not an issue for Scott.

Scott himself was hard but he knew his job was to please his girlfriend, and put her needs before his. Ramona meanwhile was saying "I am about to cum, I may be a girl, but I ejaculate in a way you might be familiar with" as she felt her balls get tingly. The semen was building up in there and she felt about to explode. The skater's mind was blank as she was in a state of heavenly bliss Ramona then shot her hot stinky semen down Scott's throat. She shot one, two, and then three globs. Each shot was weaker with less fluid.

Ramona especially enjoyed it as she had not jerked off in a few days and needed to cum badly at that moment. Scott loved how Ramona's semen tasted, and found it surprisingly sweet. Scott hoped this moment would never end. After Ramona had shot her last shot into Scott's mouth, she decided to clean up and put her pants and underpants back on. Ramona told Scott, "Let's do this again sometime" and she then kissed Scott's semen-stained lips. Scott felt this was the best day of his life. He was right and two years later, Scott and Ramona would walk down the aisle in marriage together happily ever after, having explored so many different sexual avenues together both orally and anally. 

The End