The start
folder
Star Wars (All) › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
1,984
Reviews:
1
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Category:
Star Wars (All) › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
1,984
Reviews:
1
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own the Star Wars movie series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
The start
Ok, I apologize in advance for this one people. I've been up since five am yasterday and it's about three am now. So of course a random plot bunny had to come bite me in the ass. Reviews, even of the "WTF was that" nature would be appreciated.
*********************************************************8
Revan flopped down beside Malak, tears streaming from her eyes.
"They took him away"
Malak turned a bewildered look to his friend.
"Took what away!"
"They took Boo-boo away! They say I'm to attatched to him and it's not proper for a Jedi to haul a stuffed wookie doll around with them."
Malak's eyes widened.
"You're shittin' me!"
Revan pouted and turned tearful eyes on her friend.
"Uh-uh. They said they ere gonna give him to some little girl who'd love him, I think her name was Sasha or something, but she won't love him like I do. She's just a whiny brat with a speech impediment!"
Malik looked at Revan, a little disturbed at the display his friend was making.
"Maybe we can get you a new stuffed wokie doll--"
"NO! I want my Boo-boo! They took him from me, but they'll pay/ Oh, yes! I will revenge my Boo-boo! You have to help me Malak, you have to help me avenge Boo-boo. You'll help me won't you?
Malak sat thoughtfully for a moment.
"If I do will you stop crying?"
"Yes, promise! Girl Scout Honor."
"What's a girl scout?"
"Fuck if I know. C'mon let's get started right now"
"Can't it wait till after lunch? They're serving fried Twi'lek."
"Hmmm. Ok, but right after lunch we start planing. BOO-BOO WILL BE AVENGED!"
*********************************************************8
Revan flopped down beside Malak, tears streaming from her eyes.
"They took him away"
Malak turned a bewildered look to his friend.
"Took what away!"
"They took Boo-boo away! They say I'm to attatched to him and it's not proper for a Jedi to haul a stuffed wookie doll around with them."
Malak's eyes widened.
"You're shittin' me!"
Revan pouted and turned tearful eyes on her friend.
"Uh-uh. They said they ere gonna give him to some little girl who'd love him, I think her name was Sasha or something, but she won't love him like I do. She's just a whiny brat with a speech impediment!"
Malik looked at Revan, a little disturbed at the display his friend was making.
"Maybe we can get you a new stuffed wokie doll--"
"NO! I want my Boo-boo! They took him from me, but they'll pay/ Oh, yes! I will revenge my Boo-boo! You have to help me Malak, you have to help me avenge Boo-boo. You'll help me won't you?
Malak sat thoughtfully for a moment.
"If I do will you stop crying?"
"Yes, promise! Girl Scout Honor."
"What's a girl scout?"
"Fuck if I know. C'mon let's get started right now"
"Can't it wait till after lunch? They're serving fried Twi'lek."
"Hmmm. Ok, but right after lunch we start planing. BOO-BOO WILL BE AVENGED!"