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Saving Grace
By : PiratesWench
Category: M through R > Once Upon A Time In Mexico
Views: 3175 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 0Disclaimer: I do not own Once Upon a Time in Mexico, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. -
Chapter List
- 1-Saving Sands
- 2-Good News, Really Good News, and News From Hell
- 3-You Have No Eyes!
- 4-Tension
- 5-Wicked Woman
- 6-The Bath
- 7-Porko Pebble
- 8-Stealing Pork
- 9-You're Not Getting My Eggs
- 10-Tension, Banter, & a Banana
- 11-Taunting
- 12-My Saving Grace
- 13-Not Ruining the Fantasy?
- 14-Of Course It Matters
- 15-Prove It To Me
- 16-Free Love?
- 17-Rub A Dub Dub
- 18-Becoming Sands
- 19-An Unexpected Visitor
- 20-Don't Let It Get Out
- 21-I'm Not Jealous
- 22-She Better Be Worth It
- 23-Comfy?
- 24-A Setup?
- 25-Can You Dig It?
- 26-Jumping To Conclusions
- 27-A Personal Arsenal
- 28-Have You Seen My Pants?
- 29-Can You Hear Me?
- 30-A Safe Secret
- 31-Consequences
- 32-No Change
- 33-Grace
- 34-You Know What That Means?
Author’s Note: I’m suffering from a bout of
writer’s block on my Secret Window story and have been listening to the “Once
Upon a Time in Mexico” almost non-stop.
Writing this was inevitable. It’s
a total excuse to have some banter with Sands and get him into bed with a
chick. Totally not a Mary-Sue and I’m
really not taking it too seriously, but if I didn’t write something, I was
going to burst. I’ve gotten a few
laughs out of it – I hope you do the same.
Oh, it gets pretty far out there too – just pretend that the government
would do anything in its power to not have to deal with Sands. Pretty please don’t flame me for this, I’ve
never so much as lit a sparkler around anyone’s fics. Thanks! Oh, my Spanish is
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally rusty, so let’s just pretend it’s all grammatically
correct. ;-)***
Agent Sheldon Jeffrey Sands
remained slumped against the wall of one of the buildings in the center of
town. The drugs from his “operation”
now wearing very thin, the damage to his body was causing him excruciating
pain.“Señor
Sands,” the young boy said frantically.
“Vamos!”“Not gonna
happen, kid,” Sands replied through gritted teeth. “Fucking town’s deserted at the moment…guess interagency
cooperation wasn’t all it was cracked up to be or I’d be in a fucking hospital
right now.” He once again mashed at the
buttons on his cell phone, but it was dead.
“Damn it!”The boy
spotted a woman down the street a ways.
It was the first person he’d seen since Jorge left. “Se>“Señor Sands, una mujer.”“I don’t
need a woman right now, I need a…Oh…yeah, go get her.”The boy ran
down the street as fast as his legs would allow him. He caught up to the woman just before she rounded the corner. “Señorita, ayúdame por favor!”The woman
turned, startled. Oh crap,
Spanish. Of course I am in
Mexico. O.K., either this kid wants
something or… She thought back to
the years of Spanish in high school and college. Wow, I really didn’t learn more than swearing and…wait,
ayúdame comes from ayudar, which means…help!
Ooo, I got it! Help me, please… Shit, now what do I say?“Señorita,
por favor!”Nothing,
I just follow and hope I don’t get killed or something. Day of the Dead – literally. She followed the boy down the street to
where Sands was now fully on the ground, groaning in intense pain. Holy shit… Her eyes were wide, but she was silent.“Señor
Sands, tengo la mujer!”Her
thoughts were frantic. Have the
woman for what?“O.K., and this
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