SkekUng Is A Stupid Bitch

Disclaimer: I don't own Dark Crystal or South Park.

SkekUng is a Stupid Bitch(in D minior)
as sung by SkekSil the Chamberlain(Sung to the tune of Kyle's Mom Is
A Stupid Bitch from South Park.)

(TV show version)

SKEKSIL:How about we sing,"SkekUng is a stupid bitch in D-minior"?

SKEKNA:I told you NOT to call the General a Bitch Chamberlain!!

SKEKSIL:EHHH-HEEH (song begins)
Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllll.......
Have you ever met General SkekUng?
He's the biggest bitch in the Universe,
he's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
he's a bitch to all races of both sex.

SKEKNA:SHUT UP CHAMBERLAIN!!!!!!

SKEKEKT:(entering the room)Hey what's going on in here?

SKEKTEK:(Sarscastically)What dose it look like?(points to Skeksil)

SKEKSIL:
on Mornings he's a bitch,in Evenings he's a bitch,
every night and day now, he's a bitch
but on days off,just to be different,
he's a Super Mega Hyper biiiiii-oooootch!

SKEKEKT:ohh! that isn't very nice, somebody ought to teach that
chamberlain a lesson...

SKEKSIL:
Have you ever met General SkekUng?
He's the biggest bitch in the Universe,
he's a mean old bitch 'and he has stupid hair.
he's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch

Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
he's a stupid bitch!
SkekUng is a bitch
And he's such a dirty bitch!
SKEKUNGGGGGG IS A BIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTCH - chaa...

(Movie Version)

SKEKSIL: Fellow Skeksis, this is all SkekUng's fault.

SKEKNA: Shut-up, Chamberlain!

SKEKSIL: SkekUng is the one that started that damn revolt. And it's
all because he's a big, fat, stupid bitch!

SKEKNA: Don't say it, Chamberlain!

SKEKSIL: [breaking into song]

Wwwwweeeeellllllll....

SKEKNA: Don't do it, Chamberlain!

SKEKSIL: [breaks into song again(This time more insistant)]

Wwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeelllll........

SKEKNA: I'm warning you!

SKEKSIL:(Getting the hint....) Okay, okay.

SKEKNA: I'm getting pretty sick of him calling the general a b....

SKEKSIL:(....for about five seconds)[erupting into song]
Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllll.......
Have you ever met General SkekUng?
He's the biggest bitch in the Universe,
he's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
he's a bitch to all races of both sex.

SKEKNA: Shut your fucking mouth, Chamberlain!

SKEKSIL:
on Mornings he's a bitch,in Evenings he's a bitch,
every night and day now, he's a bitch
but on days off,just to be different,
he's a Super Mega Hyper biiiiii-oooootch!

SKEKSIL: Come on! You all know the words!

(Everybody except SkekNa,SkekTek,SkekZok,SkekSo and SkekUng(not in room)
joins in.)

SKEKSIL AND SKEKSIS:
Have you ever met General SkekUng?
He's the biggest bitch in the Universe,
he's a mean old bitch 'and he has stupid hair.
(la la la la...la la la la...)
he's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch

Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
he's a stupid bitch!
(Whoooo!)
SkekUng is a bitch
And he's such a dirty bitch!
(BITCH!)

SKEKSIL: Talk to races around OUR world, it might go a little bit
something like this....[song is sung in several different languages]

SKEKSIL AND SKEKSIS:
(In Skeksis)
Have you ever met General SkekUng?
He's the biggest bitch in the Universe,
(In "Augerian")
he's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
he's a bitch to all races of both sex.
(In Podling)
on Mornings he's a bitch,in Evenings he's a bitch,
every night and day now, he's a bitch
(In UrRu/Mystic)
but on days off,just to be different,
he's a Super Mega Hyper bitch!

Have you ever met General SkekUng?
He's the biggest bitch in the Universe,
he's a mean old bitch 'and he has stupid hair.

(SkekUng walks into the roon,he is right behind Skeksil)
SKEKSIS:GASP!!!!!!

SKEKSIL:
he's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
he's a stupid bitch!

SKEKAYUK: Uuuuhhhhh Chamberlain....

SKEKSIL:(not paying atention)
SkekUng is a bitch
And he's such a dirty bitch!

I really mean it
SkekUng, YEAH!!!!!
he's a big fat FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Big old fat fucking bitch, Skekung, yeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Cha!....

[noticing aghast looks on the Skeksis's faces] What? [turning
around] Oh, fuck!

the end.

(to any body reading this: just a proposal...flash
animations,fanarts,comics,fan sounds,and fanfics based around this
filk song would be very much appreceated, allowed and acepted. thank
you)