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We're not in Kansas anymore	By : cheryl64 Category: 1 through F > Boondock Saints Views: 1208 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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"Well that's the first time I've ever heard two confessions at the same time." Father Makada told the twins. "Confession is supposed to be between the confessor, the priest and God."

"Tis tha same sins we'd be confessing Father. Murph and I have no secrets tween us." Connor said as he sat before the priest.

"Aye, no need to take up more of his time than we must. He speaks ta us at tha same time, we give him tha same courtesy." Murphy gestures heavenward and confirmed.

"And we have one more wee confession ta make." Connor said.

"Tis a sin we've not yet committed." Murphy said.

*****

"Well the deadline has passed. Romeo is going to pick them up tomorrow at 10am when they are released." Smecker said sipping on a beer in a quiet corner of the closed McGinty's. "Straight to the airport Rome. I want them on that plane before a judge gets a chance to issue another warrant. There's only going to be a small window of opportunity here."

"I'll show up with the paperwork to take them into custody no earlier than 11:30." Eunice said. "They were arrested on scene at the Roman's estate and the original warrant from Massachusetts was served on them at that time. The 30 day window to take custody expires at midnight, until a judge can issue another warrant, the boys are legally free and clear."

"Dolly and Duffy will stonewall as long as they can in getting the judge to sign a new warrant. Dolly made sure the paperwork was misfiled. It will take a bit of time to find it." Smecker said.

Romeo's voice came over the speaker "The flight leaves at 1:14pm, hour and a half to the airport. We've got a bit of wiggle room."

*****

"Well Murph are ye ready?"Connor asked as he watched Vern Schillinger following Beecher into the showers.

"Aye, lets take care of this." Murphy said as he and Connor grabbed their towels and shower kits.

Simon Adibisi watched the twins follow Vern and Beecher into the showers. He knew that they were being released in the morning. Rarely did Simon do anything for others, but he did respect the twins. Simon began easing his way toward the shower room.

Ryan O'Riley shook his head. Dumb fucks he thought. The two idiots would be out of here free and clear in the morning but before they left they were going to get Schillinger. The last thing they needed was to be caught in the act by a guard. "Murphy I'm not feeling too good." Ryan called to Sean.

Sean Murphy looked toward the shower. "I think maybe Dr Nathan should check you out. Hey Smith! I need you to escort O'Riley to the infirmary."

El Cid watched as Sean Murphy settled his rear end in a seat at the control pod while Officer Smith helped a moaning Ryan O'Riley off the block. He stood up and planted himself in Robson's path. "Now you know Vern doesn't want to be interrupted when he's spending quality time with Beecher. Sit down."

*****

Tobias Beecher fought not to scream as Schillinger buggered him hard against the shower wall. Toby couldn't take it anymore. The Nazi bastard busy ramming his cock up Beecher's ass had ruined Beecher's life. Nothing else mattered. And since Vern had ruined his life, Toby thought about the same thing that had been running through his mind for months now, kill Vern Schillinger.

"Yer a sick Aryan fucker." Connor said.

Vern looked up to see the lighter haired Catholic prick leaning against the wall. He pulled out of Beecher shoving the crying man to the floor. "You don't move Beecher. I'll finish with you after I take care of this Irish bastard." He said taking a step toward Connor. He stopped and smirked as he caught sight of Murphy, and leaning against the door Simon Adibisi.

"Well, it looks like your brother is just as sick as I am. What Marilyn, ready to bend over and spread your ass for a nigger, or is this a going to be threesome?" Vern said stressing the 'Marilyn'.

Murphy stepped forward. "Ye know, when we shot Yakavetta senior it made national news. They played and replayed that execution on TV for days." Murphy said.

"Well ta be fair they did edit it a bit, Murph. Guess they didn't want ta show Papa Joe's brain splattering all o'er that nice clean courtroom floor." Connor broke in.

"Aye, they did cut tha part out didn't they, but they left tha important part in. But maybe Vern here was too busy burnin a cross on somebody's lawn ta watch." Murphy said.

"Well now Murph lets see if we can remember our words." Connor said. "We do not ask for your poor or your hungry. We do not want your tired and sick. It is your corrupt we claim. It is your evil that will be sought by us. With every breath, we shall hunt them down. Each day we will spill their blood til it rains down from the skies."

Murphy continued, "Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal, these are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. These are not polite suggestions — these are codes of behavior. And those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost."

Connor picked up the speech "There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain. But if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three and on that day you will reap it. And we will send you to which ever god you wish."

"Ye have crossed the boundary, Vern Schillinger. Ye have taken a good man and done the unforgivable." Murphy said. "Ye infected him with yer evil, yer pushing a good man inta corruption. We'll not stand still for that."

"Beecher," Connor said. "Get ye ass out o here." Connor and Murphy watched while Beecher got dressed. As Beecher passed Adibisi the big African hissed. "You were never in here." Beecher nodded and looked back toward the brothers.

"Murphy, Connor; Thank you." Beecher said before slipping out of the room.

Vern Schillinger soon found himself on the receiving end of the fists and feet of the twins. When Vern had no fight left in him. Adibisi stepped forward pulling the MacManus brothers away. "No. You don't kill him." He said.

"Tomorrow you walk out of here, I will only leave here when I am dead. Maybe when I was a boy, if there had been saints on the streets of my neighborhood, I would not be here." Simon pulled out a shank. "Murphy." Adibisi said using Murph's name for the first time. "You and your brother, you go. Maybe you keep another small boy from ending up here. I have done much wrong in my life this time I will do something right.

Connor and Murphy took out their rosaries and in perfect unison recited their prayer as Simon Adibisi plunged the shank into Vern Schillinger's evil heart.

*****

Tim McManus was waiting to escort the twins to the lobby but there were some farewells to be made; once the twins were done, then paperwork. Leo Glenn was not a happy camper. One inmate dead and another locked in solitary. Simon Adibisi had somehow managed to kill Vern Schillinger in the shower with no one the wiser.

Ryan shook hands with the twins. "It was nice not to be the only Irishman in M City for a while. You guys stay one step ahead."

Kareem said gave a small bow. "Allah Akbar my friends. We will meet again, our faith insures it."

El Cid, gave a sigh. "Don't take this the wrong way but I hope we never cross paths again, We'll be on opposite sides of a gun battle."

"Well guys time to go." McManus said. "Sorry your last night was so 'hectic'. But at least you don't have to deal with Adibisi." Tim said as he led the way to the cage where the twins would be out processed and released.

Bob Rebadow was working behind the counter. He sat two boxes on the counter containing the twins clothing. "God visited me last night," Rebadow said. "I asked if he wanted me to give you a message since you were leaving, but he said that you already had gotten the message he wanted you to have."

"Aye Bob. There were several messages he gave us while we were here." Murphy said.

"Don worry about what anyone else says, ye just keep listening when he talks old man." Connor said, as he and Murphy picked up the boxes and went to change.

*****

Father Ray Makada stood with Leo Glenn in the lobby. Ray spoke. "Sister Pete asked me to give you her goodbyes since she wasn't going to be here today. Remember 25 Hail Marys apiece."

"Aye Father we'll remember." They answered.

"Your ride is here gentlemen. He waiting outside the gates." Leo said stiffly.

"Thank ye Warden and we hope we didn't cause ye no trouble." Connor said.

The twins watched as the Warden and Priest disappeared behind the security doors. As they exited out the front doors of the prison and headed toward the gate, both broke out in huge grins at the sight of an ugly (colorful if you asked it's owner) tricked out VW bug.

"Well what are you two leprechaun dicks waiting for? We got a plane to catch!" Romeo said smiling as he hugged the brothers.

"Plane?" Connor asked.

"We're going to be laying on the beach sipping drinks out of coconut shells and bitching about paper umbrellas in Costa Rica by this time tomorrow!" Romeo nodded.

"Costa Rica?" Murphy asked.

"Aye" came the familiar voice of their Uncle Sibeal from the back seat. "Tha Lord works in mysterious ways."
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