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Pirates of the Caribbean (All) › General
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
15
Views:
902
Reviews:
1
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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drink up me 'earties yo ho
Key: ‘ thoughts’
“Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage plunder, we rifle and loot.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We extort and pilfer, we filch and sack.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Maraud and embezzle and even highjack.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We kindle and char and in flame and ignite.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We burn up the city, we're really a fright.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We're rascals and scoundrels, we're villians and knaves.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We're devils and black sheep, we're really bad eggs.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We're beggars and blighters and ne'er do-well cads,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.”
Kali, spike, jack and most of the crew drop down on the floor laughing hysterically. They had been drinking and singing for hours.
“ So mates, got any song from yer world to share?” Gibbs asks
Kali looked up at spike, they both grin in agreement, they stand up and when they are sure they have the crew’s and jack’s undivided attention…they began…
Spike:
This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
Kali:
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Spike:
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Kali:
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Spike:
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
Kali:
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
Spike:
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
Kali:
And then you say wait a minute sally
Spike:
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin teamwork
Kali:
Whats your favorite position?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Spike:
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
Spike&Kali:
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard
The crew sheers widely, all except Anna-Maria, the only sober of the lot, who is glaring at them in disapproval
“ That’s bloody brilliant” cries jack, he stands up and swags over to Kali, but he looses his balance and they both go tumbling down on the floor
“ Jack you’re kind of like, on top of me…”she begins
“ Ye smell good luv” he replies sniffing her hair, ignoring her statement,
“ Jack, you’re drunk!”
Jack grins but doesn’t move, instead he starts licking her neck. Kali begins to panic, she wants nothing but to kiss him hungrily, so she does the first thing that comes to her mind…she pulls his face up to meet hers and kissed him passionately, sliding her tongue into his warm mouth, sucking and twirling hers around his. When she reluctantly pulls away she sees him staring at her a look of lust in his eyes. He has to say she surprised him, but before he can respond she flips them over and stands up.
“ Well, that’s been an amazing night but I need my beauty sleep” she says before quickly leaving the galley, going to the room her and Anna-Maria were sharing.
Jack just laid there, immobile, staring at her retreating back, ‘man she’s a good kisser’, he thinks before passing out.
Spike laughed, he looked down at jack’s body and decides he best take his new bud to his room,
“ Cotton could you help me carry the captain to his cabin”
“ Aye avast ” says the parrot. Spike raises his eyebrows in amusement, taking that as a yes.
Once at the door of jacks cabin spike dismisses cotton, figuring he can do the rest himself…boy is he wrong!
He drags jack to his bed, but has a hard time actually putting him on it, so he drops down on the bed himself, with jack on top of him mumbling something intelligible.
“Shit!” he mumbles, every time he tries to move jack would grab his arms and say
“ Not the rum, its mine, mine, mine!” spike rolls his eyes, ‘man the guy is so obsessed he even dreams about it!’ He keeps on struggling, but jack had a firm grip on his arms, ‘I think I’m in for a long night!’
Meanwhile in the girl’s room
“ That was a nice show you put on!” she hears Anna-Maria say, her voice dripping with sarcasm
“ Which one? The song or the kiss?” she asks
“ Both! It’s because of woman like you that we get a whorie reputation!” she sneers, approaching spice in a predatory way
“ Hey! Come down, what’s so wrong bout having a lil fun?" She asks taken a back
“ A lil fun? A lil FUN! You disgust me! You and that…that bastard spike!” she yells
“ WTF is wrong with you? I mean it’s because of woman like YOU that man treats us like shit! A man gets a different girl EVERY night, but when a woman does the same, she’s a WHORE, well I don’t believe in this shit! If I wana screw every men on earth (not that I do!) so be it! I am a FREE woman, and I don’t take shit from nobody! They can all just KISS MY SEXY ASS! We are STRONG Anna-Maria! Where I come from women are equal! And I’m not about to change my habits now! So stop treating me like I’m some bitch! And spike IS not a bastard, he’s just…misunderstood…”
After spice’s long speech, there was a long pause. Anna-Maria is a bit taken aback by her out burst, but surprises her by laughing wholeheartedly.
“ I have to say, ye really do have a good point! I’m gonna go have some rum now! Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me” she sings excitedly exiting the room, leaving a very confused Kali behind. ‘That went well’ she thinks before going to bed for a well-deserved rest.
…note…
hehe, hope u guys like it! If u got any ideas feel free to tell me! Plz review! Tanx!
PS: jack is SEXY
“Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage plunder, we rifle and loot.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We extort and pilfer, we filch and sack.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Maraud and embezzle and even highjack.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We kindle and char and in flame and ignite.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We burn up the city, we're really a fright.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We're rascals and scoundrels, we're villians and knaves.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We're devils and black sheep, we're really bad eggs.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We're beggars and blighters and ne'er do-well cads,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.”
Kali, spike, jack and most of the crew drop down on the floor laughing hysterically. They had been drinking and singing for hours.
“ So mates, got any song from yer world to share?” Gibbs asks
Kali looked up at spike, they both grin in agreement, they stand up and when they are sure they have the crew’s and jack’s undivided attention…they began…
Spike:
This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
Kali:
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Spike:
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Kali:
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Spike:
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
Kali:
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
Spike:
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
Kali:
And then you say wait a minute sally
Spike:
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin teamwork
Kali:
Whats your favorite position?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Spike:
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
Spike&Kali:
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard
The crew sheers widely, all except Anna-Maria, the only sober of the lot, who is glaring at them in disapproval
“ That’s bloody brilliant” cries jack, he stands up and swags over to Kali, but he looses his balance and they both go tumbling down on the floor
“ Jack you’re kind of like, on top of me…”she begins
“ Ye smell good luv” he replies sniffing her hair, ignoring her statement,
“ Jack, you’re drunk!”
Jack grins but doesn’t move, instead he starts licking her neck. Kali begins to panic, she wants nothing but to kiss him hungrily, so she does the first thing that comes to her mind…she pulls his face up to meet hers and kissed him passionately, sliding her tongue into his warm mouth, sucking and twirling hers around his. When she reluctantly pulls away she sees him staring at her a look of lust in his eyes. He has to say she surprised him, but before he can respond she flips them over and stands up.
“ Well, that’s been an amazing night but I need my beauty sleep” she says before quickly leaving the galley, going to the room her and Anna-Maria were sharing.
Jack just laid there, immobile, staring at her retreating back, ‘man she’s a good kisser’, he thinks before passing out.
Spike laughed, he looked down at jack’s body and decides he best take his new bud to his room,
“ Cotton could you help me carry the captain to his cabin”
“ Aye avast ” says the parrot. Spike raises his eyebrows in amusement, taking that as a yes.
Once at the door of jacks cabin spike dismisses cotton, figuring he can do the rest himself…boy is he wrong!
He drags jack to his bed, but has a hard time actually putting him on it, so he drops down on the bed himself, with jack on top of him mumbling something intelligible.
“Shit!” he mumbles, every time he tries to move jack would grab his arms and say
“ Not the rum, its mine, mine, mine!” spike rolls his eyes, ‘man the guy is so obsessed he even dreams about it!’ He keeps on struggling, but jack had a firm grip on his arms, ‘I think I’m in for a long night!’
Meanwhile in the girl’s room
“ That was a nice show you put on!” she hears Anna-Maria say, her voice dripping with sarcasm
“ Which one? The song or the kiss?” she asks
“ Both! It’s because of woman like you that we get a whorie reputation!” she sneers, approaching spice in a predatory way
“ Hey! Come down, what’s so wrong bout having a lil fun?" She asks taken a back
“ A lil fun? A lil FUN! You disgust me! You and that…that bastard spike!” she yells
“ WTF is wrong with you? I mean it’s because of woman like YOU that man treats us like shit! A man gets a different girl EVERY night, but when a woman does the same, she’s a WHORE, well I don’t believe in this shit! If I wana screw every men on earth (not that I do!) so be it! I am a FREE woman, and I don’t take shit from nobody! They can all just KISS MY SEXY ASS! We are STRONG Anna-Maria! Where I come from women are equal! And I’m not about to change my habits now! So stop treating me like I’m some bitch! And spike IS not a bastard, he’s just…misunderstood…”
After spice’s long speech, there was a long pause. Anna-Maria is a bit taken aback by her out burst, but surprises her by laughing wholeheartedly.
“ I have to say, ye really do have a good point! I’m gonna go have some rum now! Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me” she sings excitedly exiting the room, leaving a very confused Kali behind. ‘That went well’ she thinks before going to bed for a well-deserved rest.
…note…
hehe, hope u guys like it! If u got any ideas feel free to tell me! Plz review! Tanx!
PS: jack is SEXY