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Minion pushed the sofa over to Megamind's desk and patted the soft cushions.

"This should be a bit more comfortable."

Megamind hesitated a moment, then made the move from chair to couch. They sat side by side, both unsure of how to make the next move, Minion drumming his fingers while Megamind picked imaginary lint off his suit.

"Oh!" said Minion, overly brightly, "I brought the laptop. I thought it might be helpful to Google some information on female anatomy." He lifted the screen and deftly tapped the keys. "Oookay, let's get right to the good stuff. Safe Search off. Images … vagina." He pressed enter and Megamind almost choked on his tongue.

"Oh God!" he cried, peeking through his fingers, "That can't possibly … I mean …they aren't meant to … OH!" he groaned, turning his head from the offending images. "Turn it off! Turn it off! Please tell me that Roxanne doesn't have something that big and … angry looking, lurking in her trousers."

Minion frantically smashed the keyboard. "Oh no, Sir. At least, I don't think so. I'm not sure HOW we managed to log onto-" he peered at the screen, 'Horselovinghoneys.com'." He looked over at Megamind, who looked decidedly more green than blue, and shrugged. "I'm pretty sure most women don't stretch that wide. Often."

Megamind shuddered and rubbed his face. "I can't do this. The whole thing is just so … alien to me."

"Well then, who better to take this on than you, sir? You are an alien after all!"

"I don't know Minion. After seeing those photographs, I don't think I would be physically capable of pleasing her."

"Lets find out," said Minion, twisting the dial on the Disguise Generator. "I gotta say," he said, placing a slender, feminine hand down the front of Roxanne's slacks, "it sure doesn't FEEL like there's anything scary in here."

Megamind stared, mesmerized yet afraid. "Can I try?"

"Sure." The hand moved away to grasp his own, which she placed gently between her legs. "There, see? Scary?"

Megamind shook his head as he caressed the front of her pants. "No. It doesn't feel like there's much there at all."

Roxanne grinned. "Trust me, from this end? There is definitely something there."

"So, this feels pleasing?"

"Oh yes! You're doing splendidly so far."

Megamind smiled. "Yes I am!" He smoothed his fingers down the inner seam, lightly up her thigh, then down back again. "I think I'm getting the hang of this."

Roxanne sighed and sank back into the pillows, wriggling her hips closer to him.

"Ooh, an eager one, aren't you?"

Roxanne grinned as her hands began to work the buttons of her blouse. "You have no idea." When she reached the last button, she tugged the material from the waistband of her pants and let her blouse fall open. Megamind eyed her ample bosom, just barely held in by an ivory eyelet bra, a slow smile creeping across his features.

"Those look exciting." His hands slid up her frame to gently cup her breasts. "And they feel exciting too!"

"They'd feel even better without your gloves on," she said, taking a hold of his upper arm and peeling the cuff down past his elbow."

"My wha?" he asked, crossing his arms over his chest. "I don't know. I'm going to feel awfully exposed."

"It's okay," she said softly, "it's just me and you here, and I'm the one with my shirt open. You don't have to hide anything from me." She paused a moment, to give him time to deal with his inner demons, then resumed peeling off the first glove. He watched with great trepidation, the other arm still clutching his chest, as the glove slowly cleared his wrist, then hand. Blue fingers suspended in mid air. "They're beautiful," she said, "your hands."

"I know," he responded, as she pressed the hand to her mouth and one by one slowly kissed his fingers. Any other response was lost as her lips parted and she sucked on the tip of one slender blue digit.

The heat of her mouth, combined with the friction of her tongue and OHGOD the suction! Megamind let out a long hiss. "That is … surprisingly intense. I mean-" he paused as she sucked it in down to his knuckle, and then again when there was a surprising scrape of teeth, "Oh! I mean, after kissing you, I'm not surprised that your mouth is … UNF … so pleasing. It's just that … that I didn't realize that fingers could be so … sensitive."

"It's not just your fingers that I plan to suck on," she said, removing the wet finger and rubbing it against her bottom lip.

"You mean- you plan to remove my BOOTS TOO?"

Roxanne laughed and nuzzled his hand. "Well yeah, I suppose, but I was thinking more about your pants."

Megamind's free hand shot to the front of his tights as he lost the war to hide his smile. "Goodness!" he said, blushing a fetching shade of magenta, "You're a bad one! And all this time I thought you were a good girl."

Roxanne shrugged and added a second finger in her mouth. "Take 'em off."

"My p-pants?"

"And your boots."

Megamind was about to argue until she gently chewed on the pads of his fingers.

"Huh-okay," he breathed, eyes rolling into his head, "but you first."

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"You're not scared of a girl, are you?" Roxanne asked as she got to her feet and shrugged off her blouse.

"Out of my wits," he answered, but the grin on his face said otherwise. Her hands moved to the button of her slacks and Megamind held his breath.

"Not yet, " she said, shaking her head. "Lose the other glove first." Megamind pouted, but tugged on the end of each finger to loosen the fabric before pulling off the entire thing. "Good boy," she said, and popped the button of her pants. Megamind looked at her expectantly, then slumped when he realized she was waiting on him again.

"Boots?" he asked, deflated.

"Boots," she agreed, tugging tantalizingly at her zipper.

"Boots," he sighed, crossing one leg over his knee and pulling at the heel until it loosened enough to remove. He placed it carefully beside the couch and looked up.

"Both of them."

"Yeah, I thought so," he said, crossing the other leg over and repeating the motion. When the second boot had joined the first, his head snapped up at the sound of the metal zip being pulled. Roxanne pushed the material over her hips and let it fall, kicking it away as it hit the floor. She hooked her thumbs into her panties and began to pull them down as well.

"Wait!" he cried suddenly, and she froze in mid-motion. He blushed again and looked away demurely. "I …I just want to look for a moment."

"Of course," she said and un-hooked her thumbs. She did a slow turn in front of him, looking coyly over her shoulder at his wide eyed expression. When she turned to face him again, he blinked a few times then met her eyes.

"Thank you,"

"Anytime," she replied. "Ready now?"

Megamind took a deep breath and nodded mutely. Roxanne slipped her fingers beneath the lacy trim and pushed the panties down past the swell of her hips. When they dropped to the floor, she picked them up and deposited them in Megamind's lap. He clutched them in both hands and stared resolutely at his own lap.

"Is it … scary?" he asked. Roxanne looked down at herself and laughed.

"I don't think so." She passed a hand over the slight mound then bent her knees a little to reach lower. "No, it's not scary at all. Look for yourself."

Megamind dared a peek, then let out a surprised "Oh!"

"What?" she asked, covering herself with her hands. "What's wrong?"

Megamind peeled one hand away and tentatively stroked the soft dusting of curls.

"You've got … hair there."

"I do," she said, smiling. "Is that bad?"

"Well … no, it's just that … I don't have any. There."

"So?" she asked. "I've got hair up here," she said, tussling her short locks, "and you don't." She stroked his warm blue head and leaned down until their foreheads touched. "I like that.

"Me too," he said, releasing his grip on her abandoned panties to slide his fingers through her hair. "Come here." He lifted his head and her mouth met his. Lips parting, tongues entwining. His hands continued to card through her hair and hers moved to cup the delicate line of his jaw. When they broke apart, he struggled to catch his breath. "Can I … see it?" He patted the couch and she sat beside him. After a moment of awkward shuffling she managed to turn herself to face him, and when he was ready, she let her legs fall open. "Can you explain it to me? All the parts, I mean."

"I think so. What would you like to know?"

"Well," he said, reaching out to gently stroke her mound, "Let's start with simple anatomy."

"Well, that right there is, I believe, called the outer labia."

"Then I can assume," he said, running a finger along the delicate folds of skin, "that this here is the inner lah-bia?"

"Lay-Be-Ah," she giggled, wriggling her hips.

"Fascinating," he said, pressing a fingertip inside, "And self lubricating. How clever!" He removed the finger and held it up for inspection, rubbing it against the pad of this thumb. He gave it a cautious sniff, then touched it to the tip of his tongue. "Ingenious, really."

"That's not the half of it, Sir!" she gasped as he re-inserted his finger and ran it around the inner edge, "Not only is it self lubricating, but it's self cleaning too."

Megamind stilled and took a deep breath. "Minion, please refrain from calling me 'Sir' when my fingers are in your vagina. It's really quite the buzz-kill."

"Oh! Sorry!" she squeaked. "So, um … anatomy! The area just below where you're touching is the perineum, and on the North side, you'll find the urethra and the clitoris."

Megamind drew his fingers upwards. "I'm familiar with what a urethra is, but tell me more about this clitoris."

Roxanne gasped as his fingers brushed the area in question.

"W-well, from what I hear, there are over eight thousand nerve endings located there, twice as many as the male penis. But … ugh …being on this end of it, I'd have to say that you could safely multiply that by … at least six!"

"Really?" asked Megamind, swiping a wet finger over it. "So this feels good?"

"Oh yeah, pretty much the best thing ever!" she said, arching her back.

"You think so?" he asked, lowering his head and flicking it with his tongue."

"Oh Geez!" she cried, grabbing him by the ears, "I was wrong. THIS is the best thing ever."

Megamind almost grinned, but applied suction instead, all the while moving his fingers in slow, firm circles.

"Oh Crab Nuggets!" she cried, both pulling him towards herself and pushing him away. "I think you need to take off your clothes, like right now."

"You don't want me to continue?"

Roxanne pursed her lips and ran a hand through her bangs.

"I do. I really do. But I think … I think I want to do other things too. Things that require both of us to be naked, not just me."

"You're not naked, you have that … thing on."

"A bra?"

"Is that what it's called? A burah? How interesting."

"Stop stalling and get naked."

"I'm not stalling, I'm just … yeah okay, I'm stalling." He turned away from her and leaned forward. "Would you?"

Roxanne looked to him in puzzlement then let out an "Ah!" She pulled the zip down the back of his suit. "Mmmm, is it getting blue in here? Or is it just me?" She pushed the material off his shoulders and held it there while he pulled out his arms. She deposited the shirt on the floor and turned to look at him. Exceptionally slim, yet not unattractively so, his wiry biceps twitched as he crossed his arms over his bony chest.

"What are you afraid of?"

"Of you, laughing at me. Rejecting me. Again."

"Wow, you really hold a grudge."

"Yeah, well, it made quite an impression on me."

"Let me make a new one then." She pried his arms away and leaned down to nuzzle her nose in the hollow of his sternum. She pressed her lips to the pounding heart behind his ribcage, then slid her tongue over to circle one rosy nipple. He groaned without apology and the thrumming in his chest sped up a notch.

She climbed over his leg to kneel before him on the floor, and slipped her fingers into the waistband of his pants. "Time to drop some trou'," She began to pull them off, then stopped. His eyes were squeezed shut, and his impressive brow furrowed so tightly that three rows of wrinkles were stacked atop each other. "Hey," she said softly, lightly touching his cheek. "It's me. I might look like her, but I'm still me in here. Look at me, Megamind."

His eyes fluttered open and he leaned into her touch. "Sir, you and I have been together almost our whole lives. And let me tell you, there is nothing in your pants that is going to change the way I feel about you, one iota." Megamind tried to speak, but she put her fingers to his lips. "And if SHE feels that what you've got in there isn't good enough for her, then she isn't good enough for you. Do you understand me?"

Megamind sighed and nodded. "You're right, Minion. You always are. Mostly. Unless I am."

"That's the boss I know and love," she said, and her face warmed as she saw him smile. "Okay then! Let's launch this puppy! Let's un-tether this blimp! Let's let the stallion out of the corral. Let's … okay, let's stop with the stupid euphemisms and just … remove your pants." She pulled at the top of his tights and he obediently raised his hips so that she could slide them off. When the material finally cleared his feet, she placed it next to the shirt and boots and sat up, meeting his eyes. When he seemed calm and centered, she let her gaze drop to his groin.

"Oh!" she said with some surprise. She looked up to his worried face then back down to his lap. "It's … well, it's …perfect," she finally said, a grin curling the edge of her mouth. "It's exactly like it should be. It's precisely like the rest of you. Perfect in every way." She lowered her face to take in the clean, musky scent of him, then nuzzled her nose at the base of the smooth, indigo shaft.

"It's big enough?" he asked, timidly.

"Of course," she said, flicking out a pink tongue and licking along the length. "In fact, it seems a bit nervous right now, but I bet I can make it get even bigger."

Megamind let out a sigh and a soft chuckle. "I know I'd like to see you try."

"I'll take that as a direct order," she smiled. She swirled her tongue around the top of the spongy head, then swallowed it down. Megamind sank into the couch and let his legs fall open. Her hands kneaded the insides of his thighs as she worked her mouth along the ridges and pulse points of his cock.

"That feels … SO much better than when you sucked on my fingers!" he laughed, smoothing her hair from her face. "Perhaps a bit too good? Just as you wanted to have the stamina to explore other things, I fear that if you spend any more time down there doing … what you're doing with your OH! That was your teeth! Oh Dear God! How can teeth feel that good? Roxanne, I meant it! Code: OhsweetJesusifyoudon'tstoprightnowsI'mgonna,"

She released his cock with a wet 'pop' but continued to rub slow circles along it with her chin.

"You're kind of hot when you lose control and babble like that."

"Oh, am I?" he asked, grasping her chin and pulling her upwards so her lips could meet his. "Well, you're kind of hot when you're …down there …with your … on my …"

"You've got a filthy mouth," she said, climbing onto his lap and kissing him deeply. He didn't answer her back, but instead broke the kiss to lick and bite his way down her neck. She straddled him more deeply, and rubbed her sex against his painfully hard cock, her fingers caressing the tips of his ears.

"I … do we need to …?" he arched his neck as she nibbled along his Adam's apple, her wet heat still grinding against his hardness.

"I don't think a hologram can get pregnant, can it?" she asked, reaching between them to grasp his cock.

"You don't feel like a hologram," he grunted, as she raised her hips and guided him to her entrance.

"Nor to me," she said. "Are you ready?" She waited for a nod before sinking slowly onto him, stopping only when he was buried completely inside of her. He grasped her hips to hold her still, and pressed their heads together.

"Wow," he breathed, worry lines returning to his brow, "this is … it's a lot to take in. I mean, I've never …"

She pressed her palms to his face and rubbed her thumbs along his eyebrows, smoothing out the creases. "You're doing great," she said, tilting her head to kiss along the same line.

"I know. I mean, really? You think so?"

"Yeah, I do," she said, kissing along his other brow. "I'm going to start moving now, and once I start, I don't think I can stop. Are you ready?"

Megamind took a deep breath and let it out in a long, slow exhale. "Yeah," he nodded, "let's do this."

She kissed along the bridge to the tip of his nose, then brought their mouths together for a languid kiss. She didn't rise off of his lap, but instead tilted her pelvis forward and rolled it back in a slow circle. This elicited a small gasp from him, and he pressed his own hips up, to maximize contact. Her arms went around his neck for support, and this time, when she rolled her hips, she lifted herself slightly then pressed back down in a slow arc.

His grip tightened on her buttocks as he helped support her movement against him. Bit by bit she began to lift off of him before pressing back down, and his hips, almost of their own accord, thrust up to meet her. They made no sounds aside from the press of flesh on flesh, until she choked out a strained: "Touch me."

"Wha?" he asked, surprised and confused by the direction. He placed a hand on her chest and gave a gentle squeeze. "Like this?"

She merely grunted in frustration, then pulled his hand down between them and guided his fingers to where she needed his touch.

"Right there. Just like that," she said, removing her hand and wrapping it around his neck. "And don't stop," she growled, "please."

As if the throaty demand wasn't enough, the needy 'please' at the end had Megamind diligently rubbing her at double-time their thrusts. Her insides squeezed around him and the sudden, mounting need inside him took him by surprise.

The sights, sounds, smells and tastes melded together to form an overwhelming cocktail of sensation, and he tried to narrow his focus to pleasing Roxanne, but the breathy, keening sounds she was making in his ear proved too distracting, and he felt his resolve begin to crumble.

"Roxanne,"

"Sir!" she cried, fingers digging into his back, "Oh! Unf!" She jerked against him, and he lost all pretence of retaining control. He snapped his hips in hard stucatto thrusts, slamming into her with abandon. Soon he stiffened and bit his own lip, for fear his teeth might mark her instead. The pressure coiling in his belly tightened to become almost unbearable, and then pleasure like he had never experienced before flowed forth and he cried out as he pulsed his seed inside of her.

They sat, tangled together a moment, ragged breaths intermingled, Roxanne still moving against him, an echo of their lovemaking.

"Wow," he said, smoothing her hair from her face, "that was … really, really fun. Did you …uh?"

Roxanne grinned as she leaned back, pulling him on top of her. A quick twist of the wrist, and Megamind was ensconced in the warm, furry embrace of his lifelong friend. Minion sighed and ran a finger down the bumps and ridges of his boss's spine.

"Let's just say that you need to do a pretty substantial water change on my bowl tonight. Like … SUBSTANTIAL."

Megamind nuzzled sleepily into the soft fur as Minion stroked his head. "We should do this again, sometime," he yawned.

"Oh yeah," Minion agreed. "but next time, can I be the Warden instead.` Megamind's eyes flew open and he surveyed his fishy friend. After a moment of staring, they both broke into grins. "Only if we get to use the handcuffs!"

"How exciting!"
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