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The Way to Man's Heart is Through his Stomach	By : Clarissa_Eden Category: S through Z > Star Trek (2009) > Star Trek (2009) Views: 3301 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 2
Disclaimer: I do not own Star Trek, or any of the characters belonging to the franchise. I do not make money from writing this, it's just for fun.

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Jim was freaking out. He had just seen the woman he had come to love like a sister, in bed with his first officer.
‘No wonder she was so happy to let me have Caleb for the night,’ he thought to himself as he made his way up to the bridge. He was still carrying Caleb; it had been the only way he could have gotten the boy to leave his and his mother's quarters.
Although the initial plan had been to take Caleb to see Bones, Jim realised that he could hardly go to Elizabeth's brother after what he had just seen. No that would have caused more problems than it would have solved them, as he would have had to explain why he was bringing Caleb to Bones and not his mother. By taking Caleb to the bridge, Jim could keep him out of the way, and keep an eye on him, until they went for something to eat.
Striding onto the bridge, the place where Jim felt at his most powerful, he promptly set Caleb down in his chair. Turning to the Ensign that had been on duty for the Gamma shift, asked if anything had come up over night, to which the answer was 'nothing out of the ordinary'. Moving over to his ready room, Jim fetched a deck of cards; he was going to try another hand of Fizbin with Caleb. It was the only thing he could think of to try and entertain the boy.
After about half an hour of the ridiculous card game that Jim had once been forced to make up on the spot, Caleb fell asleep in Jim's chair. Jim looked down on his adoptive nephew with a soft look in his eye, before he lifted him up and settled down in his chair with Caleb cradled in his arms. It is easy to say that every single woman that had been present throughout Jim's interaction with the young boy was now seriously considering accosting Jim into a relationship. Any man that good with kids should not be single was the overriding opinion at that moment.
"Captain, a Vulcan ship has just de-cloaked off of the Starboard nacelle. They're hailing us sir." An Ensign called over to Jim, as Spock walked onto the bridge.
Glancing over his shoulder at his first officer, Jim told the Ensign to put the incoming communication on the screen. Oh so he is capable of getting dressed, who would have thought? Jim internally commented before returning his attention to the view screen.
The image of Ambassador Sarek, Spock's father, appeared on the large view screen.
"Captain, Spock." Sarek greeted, bowing his head slightly to each younger male.
"Ambassador, this is somewhat of a surprise." Jim announced, normally when an Ambassador was involved with something to do with his ship, he knew about it for weeks in advance.
"I am aware of that Captain Kirk, but some information has come to the Vulcan High Council's attention. I would like to ask permission to come aboard the Enterprise with a number of my associates."
"Of course Ambassador, we'll beam you over at your convenience. I would request that you and your associates join myself and my senior staff for breakfast where this topic can be discussed further."
"That would be agreeable Captain. And may I add, belated as it may be, congratulations."
"Excuse me?"
"I generally believe that it is common custom amongst Humans to offer congratulatory comments when one brings a child into the universe."
Panicked, Jim looked down at the sleeping boy in his arms. Sarek though Caleb was his? That was ridiculous, although he could appreciate the confusion.
"Father, Captain Kirk is not the child's father." Spock spoke up. For some reason, it irritated Spock that his own father would think Jim the Father of Caleb, not that he had any right to feel possessive in a paternal way over the child. He himself was no more Caleb's father than Jim was.
"My apologies, Captain. However, you must appreciate the root of the misguidance." Sarek commented.
"Of course Ambassador, don't mention it."
With that Sarek was gone. Jim turned to Spock.
"You my friend, have some explaining to do."

Jim left Caleb in the care of Chekov, who had just come on duty. Dragging Spock into the Captain's ready room, Jim turned on him, his expression neutral. Spock raised his eyebrow in a questioning manor.
"Well what have you got to say for yourself?"
"To what are you referring Captain?"
"You. Lizzie. The fact that less than one hour ago I found you in her bed, naked, snuggling. You were naked snuggling with Lizzie McCoy." Jim pestered, spelling it out as clearly as was cringingly possible.
Spock looked towards Jim, a stoic expression on his face.
"Oh come on. You finally managed to get the only girl I have ever seen you relax around in bed, and you've got nothing to say about it?" Jim clapped Spock on the shoulder. "Give me a hand here, tell me something."
"As I'm sure you have noticed, I am a very private person Captain, and I do not feel comfortable discussing my relationship with Elizabeth with you. Or anyone else for that matter, other than Elizabeth herself."
Jim couldn't deny that he was disappointed, it was clear to him ever since Lizzie had told Caleb to start calling him Uncle Jim, that all he would ever be was another brother to her. But he would still have liked to know what she was like in bed, but not in a pervy way. He just wanted to know if she was any good, find out if he was missing out.
"Ok, well. We should get down to the transporter room. Your father and his delegates should been here any moment now. I'll send word to Lizzie to send a breakfast meal up to conference room B." Turning to leave the room Jim paused, "Oh and you can carry Caleb, he's asleep and needs to come with us, and I'm supposed to be looking after him. I nearly threw my back out earlier."
And with that Jim swept out the room, leaving a befuddled Spock behind him.

When Sarek materialised on the transporter pad on board the Enterprise, he had expected to see his son and the Captain waiting for his arrival. What he had not expected to see, was the child from earlier, cradled against Spock's body fast asleep. The Ambassador was surprised to say the least, though his face did not betray it.
"Spock you need to leave the room!" James Kirk exclaimed in a panicked cry. "Right now, you need to leave."
All eyes were drawn to the Captain for his little outburst.
"Captain, kindly explain why my son needs to leave the room." Sarek questioned, he had always though humans a fascinating race, but James Kirk was an exceptionally fascinating human.
Jim was beginning to get flustered; Sarek had failed to mention that the other Spock was coming with him. If the two Spock's met, that would be it, the end of it all. What the hell was old Spock doing?
"Jim, it's ok. Nothing will happen if my younger self and I converse." The elder Spock spoke up from the back of the transporter pad. "In fact we have spoken before, on Earth, and look we're still here, no paradox."
"But you said that..."
"No, I believe you'll find that I implied. It is you who took the inference." Other Spock countered. "Oh and for the times when I and my younger counter part are in the same place, I am willing to adopt the name of Spock Prime, just to avoid any additional confusion."

For a few moments Jim stood there looking perplexed, as the Vulcan delegates dismounted the pad. He then harrumphed and took his leave, expecting all who were required to follow him. He hated Spock and his...their mind games. It's like he...they, whatever, liked fucking him over.
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