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Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
15
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The Black Pearl had been sailing for 2 days, day and night to an island called…"Skull Island"
Kali and jack were both very anxious to find the treasure because:
a) Well, who wouldn’t want to be rich
b)They would finally be able to be alone…without interruption (wink, wink)
It was nightfall and they were approaching the “skull island”.
“So what do we do?” asked will eagerly
“We explore” Gibbs said
The island was a normal sandy beach, kind of like the one jack had been marooned twice.
Gibbs took out the map…
“Find a palm tree with pink leafs” he read
“Pink leafs?” asked Liz beleaguered
“ That’s wut it says…”
“Okay…well that can’t be hard ta find” jack said scratching his head
They looked around and finally found one,
“ Head north, towards a skull” he read confusedly
They indeed found a skull a few meters away,
“Dig” a very confused Gibbs read
The whole crew began digging…
2 hours later
“I’ve found it! I’ve found it!” yelled dwarf
They all gathered around dwarf who was holding a little box, he opened it, inside there was a paper
“That’s it?” Someone said
Liz snatched it from dwarf and read aloud
“ You’ve been played by Captain Evil aka Marcus White the great! Please turn around”
The whole crew turned around to confronted to 100 guns and …captain Evil
“Guess who's back, back again
Evil’s back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back. Guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cos we need a little controversy
'Cos it feels so empty without me
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cos we need a little controversy
'Cos it feels so empty without me”
“Sorry I got a little carried away there…” Evil says
“ANYWAYS…I captain Evil have once again defeated Captain jack Sparrow!” he exclaims proudly “ GET THEM!” he yells at his new men
………….
They were back in the pearl, which was now under Evil’s control, the crew were in the brig along with jack, Liz and will. Spike and kali were still on deck with Evil,
“ So thought you could best YOUR boss?” he spat at spike and kali, he was pacing the deck like a madman,
“MUHAHAHA, I am in power here! Remember that! Remember this face," he said motioning to himself “ because it’ll be the last thing you’ll see…MUHHAHAHA? So who’s first? “ He asks evilly,
“ O don’t worry, no one will die…yet, I’m just gona whip the fuck at of you first!” he said
He then stops suddenly, an evil idea forming in his head
“ That is so Evil...Well, I’ve decided, spike,you can go get hanged with the rest of jack’s crew…Kali, well I’ve got a lil surprise for you” he says cruelly,
Spike and Kali share a look, this couldn’t be good…
“Skull!” he called out
A big muscled man appeared, he was probably twice her size, he wasn’t bad looking, but he was very intimidating…
“ U called master” the man said, he licked his lips when he saw kali…
“ Yes, you said you liked kali…well you can have her, she’s your new toy…have fun!” Evil says happily before throwing a chained kali at skull’s feet
“That we will” skull giving kali a sick smile, (pervert!)
…………….
Spike was put in a cell with jack, Ana, will and Liz.They were (gagged and bound) while kali was in the opposite cell with a grinning Skull. Except their cell was different, there was a big mattress along with a big drawer…which didn’t inspire kali one bit
Kali was gagged and her hands were bound with chains, which made struggling very difficult, but as soon as skull came in the small cell, her blood ran cold,
Skull was eyeing her as if she were some piece of meet, Kali kept on looking from the locked door to skull, then to jack who was looking at the scene with an unreadable expression on his face.
Skull took a menacing step forward, and she backed away
“Aww, scared Hun?” he asks
Kali tried to reply, but the gag made it impossible
“ What was that?” he asks amused
She rolls her eyes before sticking her middle finger up at him,
He suddenly lunged at her, and in a matter of minute had her pinned to the bed, her arms above her head,
“ You’re a feisty little one aren’t you” he whispered in her ear,
Furious she kicks him hard between his legs. Skull doubls in agony and moves his hands to cover his groin.
“Why you lil bitch!” he yelled before slapping her hard across the face, making her fall to the floor. She smiled in triumph when the gag came off easily,
“ You planned it!” he said seeing her gag less mouth
“No duh!” she says
He growls furiously before cornering her, he presses his body against hers, she tries to kick him again but his legs are pressed painfully against hers, he then starts molesting her. She bangs her head against his and he cries out in pain, clutching his head. She runs to the other side of the cell, holding her sore head
He looks at her angrily
“What? do you not find me attractive?” he asks
She frowns before looking him up and down…
“You’re just…too…big” she says
“You think I’m fat!” he whines
She rolls her eyes, “no, your just so tall and…muscular its intimidating…but I’m sure some girls like it!” she adds quickly
“But I want you!” he says, he crawls toward her, with a smirk on his face "You're a very sexy woman” he says, he was once again too close for her liking, he leans in to whisper loudly in her ear,
“I wana fuck you like and animal”, at that she literally jumps up and runs to the other side of the room
“Wow, hold on there, I…we cant…gah…there’s something I have to tell you," she says turning around for effect, desperately trying to find an idea
“What?”
“I’m…a…Lesbian!” she says, sobbing, which came out more like a laugh, but went unnoticed by the dumb brute,
“A….lesbian?” he repeats beleaguered, Kali could see spike and jack smiling through their gags,
“ Yes, I am” she says
She feels a breath on her neck, and turns round quickly, seeing him, staring at her,
“Have you ever been with a man before” he finally aks, sliding his hands up and down her thighs
She pushes him away,
“Yes, that’s part of the reason I became a lez…some men tried…to...rape me!” she said thinking quickly, emitting yet another fake sob
“ Aww, I’m sorry shouldn’t have asked…are you in pain?” he asks worried
“O yes, terribly” she says dramatically, mentally rolling her eyes at his stupidness
“I’ll be gentle," he said in a small voice
She growls at his insistence
“No, I’m …I'm…I'm already with someone…" she says "…after the incident with the men I became a ...Nun, and I met this other…nun and well it was love at first sight” she says making a face
“ A nun?” he frowned, “ what’s her name?” he asks
“ Her name is…” she looks at jack intently “Jackie!” she said happily
“Jackie? What she look like" kali sighs exasperated, she looked for something desperately and found jack… “…She has long dark brown hair in braids, and dreadlocks, nice strong muscled arms, a sexy toned chest, beautiful brown eyes, abs, a goatee…”
“Huh? A goatee, strong muscled arms? What kind of woman is that?” he asks beleaguered
SHIT! “ Erm she has a ...disease called…zebouga, its an…Indian disease, Its when you’re a woman and you get…manly features…” she replies gulping heavily
“O..sorry…”
“Its okay…” she began
“So If you’re not…erm…ready yet, could you like...sing?” he asked shyly
She turns around to look at him at him, giving him a funny look,
“What kind of song?” she asks
“ A love song” he says dreamily
“ Sorry don’t know any," she replies shrugging
“Come on! Just one! I’m sure ya do…”
She sighes, the guy was really getting into her nerves, she sat herself in the corner, while he lay on the mattress,
“Look into my eyes
and you will see
what you mean to me
Search your heart
And search your soul
And when you find me there
You will search no more (Kali feels eyes on her, and sees jack looking at her intently, lost in his endless eyes, she continues )
Don't tell me it's not worth dying for
I can't help it there's nothing I want more
You no it's true
everything I do I do it for you
And there's no love like your love
Like no other could give more love
There's no way that compares to your way
For the time or the way
I'd die for you I'd lie for you
Walk the world for you
I'd die for you
You no it's true
everything I do I do it for you!”
She finished and grins when she sees the brute is fast asleep, she slowly sands up to retrieve the keys…
GRRRRRR SLAP
“ouch” she says holding her cheek
“ You lied! I figured it all out!” he yells
“You’re not a lez or a nun, and there is no such thing as a zebouga, you just wanted the keys!”He continues
She looked up at him,
“Wow, that took you long!” she says chuckling
“You dare make fun of me!”
“Why not, you’re pathetic!”
“I am no!” he whines
“ Yes tough guy, you’re nothing but an impotent lil bastard” she says happily
“ What did you say?” he asked marching towards her,
“ Ya heard me, you just…can’t get it up!” she says smirking
“ You’re just playing! Trying to get me to kill you faster, lying won’t get you anywhere," he says
“ Just like denial hun”
“Stop It!” he yells pulling out a gun
“Aww, hit a nerve now didn’t I!” she asks amused
“Don’t make me use this!” he threatens
“Which? The gun or your pathetic excuse of a manhood?” she asks completely at ease
He growls before firing, she jumps to the side and spread her hands as far as she could so the bullet would break the chains…It did.
The chains were broken and she could finally use her hands (okay that sounds wrong!) she looks up at Skull, grinning madly. She held her writs up, and the chains slowly slid to the floor.
“Oops”
“You…you…planned it!” he stuttered
“ And the dumb award goes to…” she says rolling her eyes
He roars in anger and lunged at her, she jumped to the side again and hegoes flying against the cell bars, falling unconscious. Kali shook her head,'the guy is blonder than his hair' she thought.. She bend down to successfully grab the keys. Once she was out of her cell she freed the others.
After she freed jack, he pulled her close, they kissed passionately, their tongues taunting and sparring.
“Loved the description “ he says grining
She returns the smile but,
“LET’S GO!” they hear Anna-Maria say.
The whole crew of the black pearl went up on deck, they easily slaughtered the sleeping men,
“That’s not fair!” Evil whined “why can’t I beat you sparrow!”
“ Because mate, I’m captain jack sparrow” jack says happily
Evil rolls his eyes before diving overboard for the second time.
“Back ta work ye scallywags” jack yells at his crew
he took the wheel,
“Come hear luv” he told kali. She went up to him a puzzled look on her face,
“I wana teach you how to steer me pearl” he says smiling
Kali and jack were both very anxious to find the treasure because:
a) Well, who wouldn’t want to be rich
b)They would finally be able to be alone…without interruption (wink, wink)
It was nightfall and they were approaching the “skull island”.
“So what do we do?” asked will eagerly
“We explore” Gibbs said
The island was a normal sandy beach, kind of like the one jack had been marooned twice.
Gibbs took out the map…
“Find a palm tree with pink leafs” he read
“Pink leafs?” asked Liz beleaguered
“ That’s wut it says…”
“Okay…well that can’t be hard ta find” jack said scratching his head
They looked around and finally found one,
“ Head north, towards a skull” he read confusedly
They indeed found a skull a few meters away,
“Dig” a very confused Gibbs read
The whole crew began digging…
2 hours later
“I’ve found it! I’ve found it!” yelled dwarf
They all gathered around dwarf who was holding a little box, he opened it, inside there was a paper
“That’s it?” Someone said
Liz snatched it from dwarf and read aloud
“ You’ve been played by Captain Evil aka Marcus White the great! Please turn around”
The whole crew turned around to confronted to 100 guns and …captain Evil
“Guess who's back, back again
Evil’s back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back. Guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cos we need a little controversy
'Cos it feels so empty without me
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cos we need a little controversy
'Cos it feels so empty without me”
“Sorry I got a little carried away there…” Evil says
“ANYWAYS…I captain Evil have once again defeated Captain jack Sparrow!” he exclaims proudly “ GET THEM!” he yells at his new men
………….
They were back in the pearl, which was now under Evil’s control, the crew were in the brig along with jack, Liz and will. Spike and kali were still on deck with Evil,
“ So thought you could best YOUR boss?” he spat at spike and kali, he was pacing the deck like a madman,
“MUHAHAHA, I am in power here! Remember that! Remember this face," he said motioning to himself “ because it’ll be the last thing you’ll see…MUHHAHAHA? So who’s first? “ He asks evilly,
“ O don’t worry, no one will die…yet, I’m just gona whip the fuck at of you first!” he said
He then stops suddenly, an evil idea forming in his head
“ That is so Evil...Well, I’ve decided, spike,you can go get hanged with the rest of jack’s crew…Kali, well I’ve got a lil surprise for you” he says cruelly,
Spike and Kali share a look, this couldn’t be good…
“Skull!” he called out
A big muscled man appeared, he was probably twice her size, he wasn’t bad looking, but he was very intimidating…
“ U called master” the man said, he licked his lips when he saw kali…
“ Yes, you said you liked kali…well you can have her, she’s your new toy…have fun!” Evil says happily before throwing a chained kali at skull’s feet
“That we will” skull giving kali a sick smile, (pervert!)
…………….
Spike was put in a cell with jack, Ana, will and Liz.They were (gagged and bound) while kali was in the opposite cell with a grinning Skull. Except their cell was different, there was a big mattress along with a big drawer…which didn’t inspire kali one bit
Kali was gagged and her hands were bound with chains, which made struggling very difficult, but as soon as skull came in the small cell, her blood ran cold,
Skull was eyeing her as if she were some piece of meet, Kali kept on looking from the locked door to skull, then to jack who was looking at the scene with an unreadable expression on his face.
Skull took a menacing step forward, and she backed away
“Aww, scared Hun?” he asks
Kali tried to reply, but the gag made it impossible
“ What was that?” he asks amused
She rolls her eyes before sticking her middle finger up at him,
He suddenly lunged at her, and in a matter of minute had her pinned to the bed, her arms above her head,
“ You’re a feisty little one aren’t you” he whispered in her ear,
Furious she kicks him hard between his legs. Skull doubls in agony and moves his hands to cover his groin.
“Why you lil bitch!” he yelled before slapping her hard across the face, making her fall to the floor. She smiled in triumph when the gag came off easily,
“ You planned it!” he said seeing her gag less mouth
“No duh!” she says
He growls furiously before cornering her, he presses his body against hers, she tries to kick him again but his legs are pressed painfully against hers, he then starts molesting her. She bangs her head against his and he cries out in pain, clutching his head. She runs to the other side of the cell, holding her sore head
He looks at her angrily
“What? do you not find me attractive?” he asks
She frowns before looking him up and down…
“You’re just…too…big” she says
“You think I’m fat!” he whines
She rolls her eyes, “no, your just so tall and…muscular its intimidating…but I’m sure some girls like it!” she adds quickly
“But I want you!” he says, he crawls toward her, with a smirk on his face "You're a very sexy woman” he says, he was once again too close for her liking, he leans in to whisper loudly in her ear,
“I wana fuck you like and animal”, at that she literally jumps up and runs to the other side of the room
“Wow, hold on there, I…we cant…gah…there’s something I have to tell you," she says turning around for effect, desperately trying to find an idea
“What?”
“I’m…a…Lesbian!” she says, sobbing, which came out more like a laugh, but went unnoticed by the dumb brute,
“A….lesbian?” he repeats beleaguered, Kali could see spike and jack smiling through their gags,
“ Yes, I am” she says
She feels a breath on her neck, and turns round quickly, seeing him, staring at her,
“Have you ever been with a man before” he finally aks, sliding his hands up and down her thighs
She pushes him away,
“Yes, that’s part of the reason I became a lez…some men tried…to...rape me!” she said thinking quickly, emitting yet another fake sob
“ Aww, I’m sorry shouldn’t have asked…are you in pain?” he asks worried
“O yes, terribly” she says dramatically, mentally rolling her eyes at his stupidness
“I’ll be gentle," he said in a small voice
She growls at his insistence
“No, I’m …I'm…I'm already with someone…" she says "…after the incident with the men I became a ...Nun, and I met this other…nun and well it was love at first sight” she says making a face
“ A nun?” he frowned, “ what’s her name?” he asks
“ Her name is…” she looks at jack intently “Jackie!” she said happily
“Jackie? What she look like" kali sighs exasperated, she looked for something desperately and found jack… “…She has long dark brown hair in braids, and dreadlocks, nice strong muscled arms, a sexy toned chest, beautiful brown eyes, abs, a goatee…”
“Huh? A goatee, strong muscled arms? What kind of woman is that?” he asks beleaguered
SHIT! “ Erm she has a ...disease called…zebouga, its an…Indian disease, Its when you’re a woman and you get…manly features…” she replies gulping heavily
“O..sorry…”
“Its okay…” she began
“So If you’re not…erm…ready yet, could you like...sing?” he asked shyly
She turns around to look at him at him, giving him a funny look,
“What kind of song?” she asks
“ A love song” he says dreamily
“ Sorry don’t know any," she replies shrugging
“Come on! Just one! I’m sure ya do…”
She sighes, the guy was really getting into her nerves, she sat herself in the corner, while he lay on the mattress,
“Look into my eyes
and you will see
what you mean to me
Search your heart
And search your soul
And when you find me there
You will search no more (Kali feels eyes on her, and sees jack looking at her intently, lost in his endless eyes, she continues )
Don't tell me it's not worth dying for
I can't help it there's nothing I want more
You no it's true
everything I do I do it for you
And there's no love like your love
Like no other could give more love
There's no way that compares to your way
For the time or the way
I'd die for you I'd lie for you
Walk the world for you
I'd die for you
You no it's true
everything I do I do it for you!”
She finished and grins when she sees the brute is fast asleep, she slowly sands up to retrieve the keys…
GRRRRRR SLAP
“ouch” she says holding her cheek
“ You lied! I figured it all out!” he yells
“You’re not a lez or a nun, and there is no such thing as a zebouga, you just wanted the keys!”He continues
She looked up at him,
“Wow, that took you long!” she says chuckling
“You dare make fun of me!”
“Why not, you’re pathetic!”
“I am no!” he whines
“ Yes tough guy, you’re nothing but an impotent lil bastard” she says happily
“ What did you say?” he asked marching towards her,
“ Ya heard me, you just…can’t get it up!” she says smirking
“ You’re just playing! Trying to get me to kill you faster, lying won’t get you anywhere," he says
“ Just like denial hun”
“Stop It!” he yells pulling out a gun
“Aww, hit a nerve now didn’t I!” she asks amused
“Don’t make me use this!” he threatens
“Which? The gun or your pathetic excuse of a manhood?” she asks completely at ease
He growls before firing, she jumps to the side and spread her hands as far as she could so the bullet would break the chains…It did.
The chains were broken and she could finally use her hands (okay that sounds wrong!) she looks up at Skull, grinning madly. She held her writs up, and the chains slowly slid to the floor.
“Oops”
“You…you…planned it!” he stuttered
“ And the dumb award goes to…” she says rolling her eyes
He roars in anger and lunged at her, she jumped to the side again and hegoes flying against the cell bars, falling unconscious. Kali shook her head,'the guy is blonder than his hair' she thought.. She bend down to successfully grab the keys. Once she was out of her cell she freed the others.
After she freed jack, he pulled her close, they kissed passionately, their tongues taunting and sparring.
“Loved the description “ he says grining
She returns the smile but,
“LET’S GO!” they hear Anna-Maria say.
The whole crew of the black pearl went up on deck, they easily slaughtered the sleeping men,
“That’s not fair!” Evil whined “why can’t I beat you sparrow!”
“ Because mate, I’m captain jack sparrow” jack says happily
Evil rolls his eyes before diving overboard for the second time.
“Back ta work ye scallywags” jack yells at his crew
he took the wheel,
“Come hear luv” he told kali. She went up to him a puzzled look on her face,
“I wana teach you how to steer me pearl” he says smiling