Insane love

Kali was wearing a pink corset dress, the top was tight and showed the right amount of cleavage (not like them whore dresses!) in overall the dress hugged her body, showing all her curves perfectly, she couldn’t deny the fact that she looked really sexy, but she hated wearing dresses, you couldn’t move in them…. Lizzy was wearing her beautiful wedding dress,

“ I can’t believe I’m finally gettingmarried” she said tears in her eyes

“ Must be exciting” kali said absently (she was doing lizzie’s make up, it was way better then those powder thing they put in that century and she wasn’t sure those plants they used were good for the skin.)

“O my god! It’s wonderful! You did an amazing job! Thank you! ” Elisabeth said admiring her face in the mirror

“No problem, hehe I’m sure William will love it” kali said winking

“ Are you ready ladies? The wedding starts in 10 minutes, we have to be there early to greet the gests” will reminded from behind the door,

He had tried to get spike and jack to dress up, but as soon as the too had seen the ‘costumes’ they had refused profusely;

“ Worst then a suit!” spike had said, although will had no idea what it was.

“Coming!” lizzi said

Will went down stairs to tellJack to get ready (spike had gone to get Anna-maria)

Jack and will were sitting on the big couch when they heard the front door open,

“I can’t believe you got me into this spike!” Anna-Maria yelled, spike was behind her chuckling merrily,

“ But you look amazing” he said looking her up and down ‘ she’s perfect’ he thought

She was wearing a tight baby blue dress that suited her perfectly

“ You look stunning “ will encouraged

Anna-Maria glared but didn’t say a thing

Elisabeth appeared, and will held his breath, he still couldn’t believe they were finally married.

“ Kali!” Elisabeth shouted, “ come”

They heard her grumble before she reluctantly walked towards them

Jack gasped, he stared at her as if hypnotised, he had never seen something beautiful.

“ Close your mouth” spike whispered to jack who was gaping, jack smiled sheepishly

“ Ye look exquisite luv,” he said approaching her until he was at arm’s reach,

She pouted before closing the gap between them. His hands eased down to her waist, where he pulled her against him. She pressed against his body eagerly, feeling his warmth, he lowered his lips to hers. His mouth worked against hers seductively. They stopped when they heard Will clear his throat in discomfort, They pulled away reluctantly and laughed as will and Lizzie began blushing furiously, while Anna-Maria was glaring and spike was looking at Ana hopeful.

“ Well of we go!” they said cheerfully

After the wedding (can't be bothered to describe the ceremonie)

Elisabeth and will had gone in a separate decorated carriage, to the governor’s house where the party was to be held,

Spike, Ana, jack and kali were on a separate carriage talking about the wonderful wedding,

Commodore Norington had been very angry when he learned jack was present, but he didn’t do anything but glare disapprovingly at them…expect when he had seen kali she hated him in the movie and in real life it was even worse. Every time she wasn’t near Jack he would be there talking like an idiot.

“ I think commodore likes ya!” spike said playfully

“ Joy” she said irritably, she looked up at jack who was grinning widely, She stuck out her tongue at him and he laughed wholeheartedly.

Once they arrived at the party they were greeted by Lizzie

“Okay, be at your best behaviour” she told jack and kali “because there are a lot important people here, and don’t get into trouble because Norington and his men are here too…”

“ Aye, Aye, ye can count on us” jack said winking at kali

“Why do I have the feeling I’m going to regret this” she whispered to will when jack and kali went to the buffet

“ I think jack can stay out of trouble for one night…” hetold Lizzie, who gave him a you’re-kidding-me-right look

“ Do you have rum?” asked jack to one of the maids

“ Rum? Rum is a pirate drink! No…we have wine or champagne," she said

Jack and kali shared a look,

“Champagne will do” kali said regretfully

The maid took out a bottle and poured to glass. Jack took the bottle.

Jack and kali were sitting at a far away table, drinking and teasing.Kali seductively ran her knee up his thigh, Jack caught her leg in his hand from underneath the table, holding it firmly against him. His fingers wandered, feeling the soft exposed flesh,

“ Hello miss Kali" interrupted the ANOYING voice of the commodore

“ Hi commodore” she said bluntly, jack reluctantly let her leg go (the commodore couldn’t see anything because the table is covered)

“ Would you care for a dance” the commodore asked shyly

“Actually I”

“Of course she will” Lizzie said from behind them

“ But” kali protested

“ Thank you lets go” commodore said, pulling her off her seat

“ What was that for pet!” jack asked exasperated

“ You were attracting too much attention,"Lizzie said angrily motioning for the commodore who was eying him suspiciously

Jack mumbled something intelligible before looking at commodore and kali ‘dance’

He watched with amusement as kali tried to stand as far away from him as possible, she would roll her eyes in utter boredom when he would make some comments about how breath taking she was. Once the music was over she was going to return to her seat when,

“ How about another dance?” he asked hopeful

She bit her lips…SHIT

“Sorry commodore but I have to…pee," she said smiling widely at her brilliant idea

Jack chuckled from his seat, winning a warning glare from Elisabeth

Commodore began to blush, while kali happily excused herself

Jack followed her unnoticed…

She went to the ‘bathroom’ which was just many wholes in the ground, and they had little bowls of water to wash their hands…although most people in this century didn’t (say EW)

So she simply started singing:

“S.O.S. please someone help me. Its not healthy for me to feel this
Y.O.U. are making this hard, I can't take it see it don't feel right

This time please someone come and rescue me
Cause you or my mind got me losing it
I'm lost you got me looking for the rest of me (just testing me) but still I'm losing it
This time please someone come and rescue me cause you or my mind got me losing it
I'm lost you got me looking for the rest of me, got the best of me, so now I'm losing it”

She was spinning around in circles, when she felt strong arms pin her against the wall she looked up to meet a grinning jack and they immidiately startedkissing, grinding their bodies together desperately.

“ O my god” they heard from behind them

They both growled, to meet a fat woman fanning herself while staring at them in utter disbelief

“This is a bathroom dear lord help me” she said

Jack looked at kali who seemed to be thinking intently

“Are you thinking what I’m thinking?” he asked

She pressed against him seductively and purred in his ear,

“Probably” at that the fat woman fainted and they rushed out of the bathroom, they saw will,

“Hey where are you two going in such a hurry?” will asked confused

“ Back to the ship” they said quickly, they left a confused will behind

“ Where are you going jack?” Lizzie asked a suspicious look in her eyes

“ The ship” kali said

“Why in such a hurry? “ Lizzie asked intrigued taking in their dishevelled state

“Shag” they both blurted out, they looked at each other and licked their lips before running past an outraged Lizzie

They were a few feet away from the door when,

“ Where are you going sparrow” commodore asked

“No!” they both moaned

“ Back to me ship," he said, they tried to circle Norington but he was being persistent

“ You might not want to go with him…he is not a respectable man” he told kali

“ What ever can we go now” she said desperately trying to get rid of Norie (Norington)

“ But he…smells bad…” Norie said, truth is he didn’t like her near jack because he liked her...A LOT

Kalismilled looking at jack and laid her head onhis shoulder. She inhaled deeply catching a whiff of rum mixed with the strong scent of the sea. She lightly kissed his neck, letting her lips linger on the velvet skin. She traced down the side of his face, nibbling and kissing along his jaw. He yelped as she caught a bit of his throat in her teeth and ran down the length to his collar and back up again. Jack let out a series of noises a cross between sighs and moans. She looked up at him,

“ Do you taste this good all over?” she asked lustily

Jack groaned in response before capturing her lips in a fierce kiss. When they looked back up they grinned with satisfaction when Norie was nowhere in sight

“I thing ye scared im” jack said

But quickly there remembered their ‘mission’ and rushed out of the house. They ran up and down the street as if the whole British navy was at their tail.

They both sighed in relief when they caught sight of the black pearl and sprinted to it, they carefully passed cook and Gibbs, hiding in the shadows before quietly tiptoeing to jack’s cabin. The second they got in the door, he had her body up against the wall, her tongue dancing with his. She wrapped her legs around his waist, as his hands groped her back. Her hands explored his scalp, as her fingers perused his hair. he lifted her up and carried her to the bed. She then straddled his hips, her body pressed seductively against his. Holding his face between her hands, kali leaned forward and placed a velvety kiss upon his lips. His hands roamed freely over her body, sliding up and down her back.

KNOCK, KNOCK

“NO” moaned desperately

Although the knocking was persistent, they still chose to ignore it lost in each other’s ministration,

That is before william broke down the door…

As soon as will was inside he quickly covered his eyes

Jack and Kali were still pressed against each other, her skirt had risen up to her thigh, showing perfect legs, jacks shirt was half on half off. They looked up annoyed but didn’t move.

“What?” jack asked irritated

Will turned around facing the door,

“Well Elisabeth found a map…a treasure map, but because of the wedding, we forgot to mention it, so we were wondering if me and lizzie could join you in this adventure, it could be part of our honey moon…” he explained, you could nearly hear the blush in his voice!

“Can’t that wait tomorrow” they both whined

“Well no because another pirate is after the treasure…and he left two days ago” will clarified

“O bloody hell” jack muttered,

“ We’ll be up in a min," she said sighing

“Okay, erm sorry for the interruption” will said leaving quickly

“But luv, are ye sure I mean we could still…”jack reasoned

“It won’t be as good” Kali replied, gently scratching his beard

Jack pouted before reluctantly helping her up.