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Insane love

By: Cannabis
folder Pirates of the Caribbean (All) › General
Rating: Adult ++
Chapters: 15
Views: 909
Reviews: 1
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Disclaimer: I do not own the Pirates of the Caribbean movie series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
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I got cabin fever!

“No!” moans Gibbs clutching his head

“I got the madness!” cries kali

“I got cabin fever!” whines spike

“I've got it too!” shouts jack in despair

It’s been 5 days since they left Tortuga for Port Royal, 2 days since they had a breeze...

“Cabin fever!” the crew choruses

Kali:

I got cabin fever

It's burning in my brain

Jack:

I got cabin fever

It's driving me insane

Mister cotton:

“…”

All:

We got cabin fever

We're flipping our bandannas

Been stuck at sea so long

That we have simply gone bananas

We, we, we got cabin fever

We lost what sense we had

We got cabin fever

We're all going mad

Grab your partner by the ears

Lash him to the wheel

Do-si-do, step on his toe

Listen to him squeal

Allemande left

Allemande right (kali and jack go make out somewhere/animals/)

Crew:

It's time to sail or sink

Swing your partner

Over the side

Drop him in the drink

We've got cabin fever.

No ifs, ands or buts.

We're disoriented.

And demented.

And a little nuts.

We were sailing, sailing

The wind was on our side

Spike:

I got cabin fever

I think I lost my grip

Anna-Maria:

I'd like to get my hands

On whoever wrote this script

Gibbs:

I was floating

'neath the tropic moon

Cook:

And dreaming

Of a blue lagoon

Now I'm as crazy as a loon

Parrot:

Pieces of eight

Pieces of eight

All:

Cabin fever

Has ravaged all aboard

This one big vessel

Has become a floating psycho ward

We were sailing, sailing

Heading who knows where

And now though

We’re all here

We're not all there

Cabin fever!

“ Hey, The wind is back”

“ What are we doing?”

“ What's going on here?”

“ What was that?”

“ I feel like such a fool.”

“ Yeah, me too”

“ I hope nobody saw that. Embarrassing.”

...Note…

No, I havn’t been smokin! I was just hyper when I wrote dis! PLZ review!
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