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Apples! On the nail. And then some.

That was hysterically funny to me. Laughing out loud is not something I often manage while reading, but I did here. Thanks! Free

that was by far the most hilariously introspective story I've ever read! You rule!

All I have to say is this:

Bwa ha ha ha haaaa!

What fun this is! :D You've done a great job of catching Elizabeth's very best outraged-but-still-well-spoken voice. And it's great to *finally* see a fic that acknowledges Jack's, ah, how shall we say it...recreationally-contracted afflictions. *cough*herpes*cough* (The open sore on the right side of his jaw?...the make up artists were giving some of Barbossa's crew-- well, perhaps saying they were *giving* the crew syphillis is a bad way of putting it, but you get the idea-- and Johnny Depp thought it was a great idea and wanted Jack to have syph, too. And yes, it *is* worse in DMC than it was in CBP-- it seems to be developing nicely. Let all us fangirls hope he gets it cauterized before his gorgeous face rots off. :P ) Anyway, faboo fic!

Thank you very much. I read this, and it totally made my day...very clever...I love you.

-falls over laughing and continues to laugh until a hernia rupters somewhere in the small intestine-

that was bloody brilliant!!

OMG you wrote this as well? The pirate-rape was a bit too graphic for my little mind, I think you might have seared by retinas by the end of that bit. But the rest made me giggle!

No more stories to read? *sigh*

This is such a brilliant piece of writing! You have captured the character of Elizabeth Swann and I agree with everything you/she has said. And seriously... apples? I hear you. Though, I have to say, I literally squealed with delight when I saw him with his apple and that he was finally able to eat it. I was very happy indeed. But, yes, this was an exciting read. Well done! ^_^

good god, that was refreshing.