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August 31, 2008 at 12:00 AM
Lol, that was hysterically brilliant!!! Genius. How you came up with all those euphanisms I'm sure I'll never know.
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November 10, 2005 at 12:00 AM
Ok I give you the title of SMUT GODDESS. Your choice of words left me laughing and hot for more. Please keep writing such erotic smut that actually has some taste to it. No pun intended. :-)
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August 29, 2005 at 12:00 AM
ROLZ...that was the awesomest fanfic I have ever read next to Harry Potter and Pink Underwear.
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April 6, 2005 at 12:00 AM
That was quite amusing.
I loved your choice of vocabulary. LOL
It was like a cross between cheap porno, and a romance novel.
I loved your choice of vocabulary. LOL
It was like a cross between cheap porno, and a romance novel.
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January 16, 2005 at 12:00 AM
LOL!! That was so amusing.... I espeically loved "Then he would impale her with his purple-headed war club and finish her off."
that sounded like you and him was in the middle of a battlefield and you were duking it out, not having mad sex.
although, you could always think of it as the "Battlefield of sex and love". lol
I mean, that's chessy enough to be in a fanfic like that.
and oh, yeah, your comment at the end.. lol "Oh no, you're not coming out of the closet, I like you het." was also pure gold. lol
That's something I'd say to all the bishies I have stashed in my imagary closet.. in my closet I keep Legaloas, Captain Sarrrow, and the other hunky movie characters. lol hmm. must be so cramped in there though. ah well. :-D
that sounded like you and him was in the middle of a battlefield and you were duking it out, not having mad sex.
although, you could always think of it as the "Battlefield of sex and love". lol
I mean, that's chessy enough to be in a fanfic like that.
and oh, yeah, your comment at the end.. lol "Oh no, you're not coming out of the closet, I like you het." was also pure gold. lol
That's something I'd say to all the bishies I have stashed in my imagary closet.. in my closet I keep Legaloas, Captain Sarrrow, and the other hunky movie characters. lol hmm. must be so cramped in there though. ah well. :-D
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January 10, 2005 at 12:00 AM
omfg that was dirty but also really damn hot!
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November 5, 2004 at 12:00 AM
lol I loved your story. It cracked me up. I didn't know there were that many euphemisms for.... well you know.
thanks for posting!
thanks for posting!
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September 9, 2004 at 12:00 AM
Hahahaa, your euphemisms were hysterical! I'm guessing that this is a jab at authors who write smut using terms like 'gargantuan love sausage' and 'quivering silken folds'. At any rate, good work.