Secrets Revealed
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Pirates of the Caribbean (All) › Slash - Male/Male
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Category:
Pirates of the Caribbean (All) › Slash - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
3,403
Reviews:
8
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own the Pirates of the Caribbean movie series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Secrets Revealed
REVIEWS WOULD BE LOVELY. This list would not have been completed without the aide of my equally disturbing friends. Please don't flame about Will. It had to be done.
SECRETS REVEALED
1. Jack Sparrow: heterosexual, but known to have "dealings" with the India Trading Company, which left him with many "marks."
2. Will Turner: gay.
3. Elizabeth Swann: straight, but willing to seduce women if there's something to be gained. ("Pirate.")
4. Barbossa: straight. (unless there's "hard times" in which the dress and a deckhand come in handy, arg!)
5. Tia Dalma: pansexual. She has no gender preference.
6. Pintel & Ragetti; Ragetti & Pintel: self- explanatory. ("Look nice, though.")
7. Norrington: pedophile
8. Beckett: prefers to leave his preferences undisclosed and chooses to look at romantic opportunity as simply, and I quote, "aquiring bitches".
9. Davey Jones: straight, until men whip their sons.. Hen-tai.
10. Gibbs: straight until under strain
11. "Weatherby": incestuous. "Are you decent? no? Okay."
12. Anna Maria: lesbian! Will fuck for new ship!
13. Bos'un: gay. Likes Barbossa. Tragedy!
14. Jack-the-monkey: Pimp. Loves Barbossa, Elizabeth and Tia. Wants Will for a bitch.
15. Donkey: In love with monkey, though they've never met. Also loves the drunk.
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And these were added by one of my friends.. don't understand, but hey, why not:
16. Grapple: gayest pirate ever; wants to tie Will up and fuck him
17. Twigg & Koehler- heart each other!
SECRETS REVEALED
1. Jack Sparrow: heterosexual, but known to have "dealings" with the India Trading Company, which left him with many "marks."
2. Will Turner: gay.
3. Elizabeth Swann: straight, but willing to seduce women if there's something to be gained. ("Pirate.")
4. Barbossa: straight. (unless there's "hard times" in which the dress and a deckhand come in handy, arg!)
5. Tia Dalma: pansexual. She has no gender preference.
6. Pintel & Ragetti; Ragetti & Pintel: self- explanatory. ("Look nice, though.")
7. Norrington: pedophile
8. Beckett: prefers to leave his preferences undisclosed and chooses to look at romantic opportunity as simply, and I quote, "aquiring bitches".
9. Davey Jones: straight, until men whip their sons.. Hen-tai.
10. Gibbs: straight until under strain
11. "Weatherby": incestuous. "Are you decent? no? Okay."
12. Anna Maria: lesbian! Will fuck for new ship!
13. Bos'un: gay. Likes Barbossa. Tragedy!
14. Jack-the-monkey: Pimp. Loves Barbossa, Elizabeth and Tia. Wants Will for a bitch.
15. Donkey: In love with monkey, though they've never met. Also loves the drunk.
--
And these were added by one of my friends.. don't understand, but hey, why not:
16. Grapple: gayest pirate ever; wants to tie Will up and fuck him
17. Twigg & Koehler- heart each other!