What Samuel L. Jackson should be saying
What Samuel L. Jackson should be saying
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A/N: This is short, probably does include ideas from other stories,
I apologize for that; I try to make things original.
list. I found it like five or six years
ago and then I found the list around a month ago, and it was fading away on the
paper so I’m gonna bring it back to life!
I don’t even know if it’s on the site it was on anymore…
What we would like
Samuel L. Jackson to say in the prequels.
And yes, I know they’re
done and over with…
1)
don’t need to see my goddamn identification, ‘cause these ain’t the mother
fuckin’ droids you’re looking for.”
2)
rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I’ll never know, ‘cause even if it did I
would never eat the mother fucker.”
3)
is your father’s lightsaber. When you
absolutely, positively have to kill every motherfuckin’ stormtrooper in the
room accept no substitutes.”
4)
Obi-Wan ain’t home then I don’t know what the fuck we’re gonna do.
Tattooine.”
5)
the force motherfucker.”
6)
ain’t no planet I’ve ever heard of!? Do
they speak Bocce or what?”
7)
sendin’ the Fett? Shit Hutt, that’s all
you had to say!”
8)
Chewie’s got a hair problem, what the brother gonna
do? He’s a wookie.”
9)
me my lightsaber…it’s the one that says
FIN
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Just wanted to share the twisted humor.